Emma:I don't care who wins. Emma: Doesn't matter. I don't care what those judges said last year, I loved your glitter volcano! Jessie: Emma, listen- I know your parents can't be here physically, but that doesn't mean they're not with you! I think I have an idea. Jessie:What? Yes,we can! It is the best giant radioactive space octopus movie of all time! Aw,(hugs Emma)that is so great! Oh,this is perfect! Emma:It was awkward enough for those of us who had to watch it in real life. Taylor:No,my mom is serving overseas. Emma:Good idea! Zuri: Sometimes, but they never come up for air long enough to notice (Shouting is heard from the kids; Morgan and Christina run to hug them.). Zuri: Last time I pick a nanny up out of the gutter! The series stars Debby Ryan, Peyton List, Cameron Boyce, Karan Brar, Skai Jackson, and Kevin Chamberlin . Run around,flail your arms,and try not to fall down. (Hip-hop music plays,Ravi goes on the stage), (Ravi dancing,Jessie coaches,Coach Penny paying attention), (Coach Penny realizes that Jessie is coaching). Bertram:That's what I thought when I read your script. Now,put some make-up on your brother. ), Emma: This is a model of our solar system. And you've all got six-fingered gloves coming your way. I know,your toes are still smoking. They were my favorite snacks when I was stationed in Germany. (grunts and looks up) Is anything growing? Luke:What's to know? Bertram:Oh,so basically what I always do. Jessie: (Sarcastically) Oh! I can't believe you're here! (Emma,Luke,Ravi and Zuri using their phones). (about to kiss Tony hard), Tony:I'm sorry,Jessie,you'll just have to finish your movie without me. Jessie: Alright, someone needs some alone time (Cab driver takes a violent turn and Jessie is jerked around in the backseat). Addeddate 2019-12-01 06:48:48 Identifier disneychannelarchive-jessie-11-30-2019 Scanner Internet Archive HTML5 Uploader 1.6.4. plus-circle Add . Jessie:OK,don't worry,I'm sure Ravi can get the plaster off.And those bugs were good,free-range protein. Christina: Okay, Daddy and I will be back tomorow in time for your science fair, but first we have to fly to the set of Galactapus 2. But thank you for staying up all night to help fix what Luke broke Jessie: Oh, guys, your lunches! It's our thing. Problem solved! Help! She's mean, but she's not an idiot! (points to eyebrows). Jessie:No,I meant I know how I'm going to finish my movie! Jessie: (Screams) Help, help! Jessie:OK,even if I wanted to do that,which I don't,where would I find a werewolf costume on such short notice? Oh- That force is gravity! Tony:Jessie,I'm really sorry about quitting your movie,and for letting you down. Bertram: I was going to sign it too but the penis so far away (Scene changes to in the lobby of the Fairfield. Jessie: (takes the flowers and puts them in a vase)we don't have a date. demonstrates that even against massive opposing forces, one stronger force can keep everything together. I am sure no one noticed! (pulls mask with spatula,grunts), Bertram:Hey,hey,wait! (Luke,Emma,Ravi and Zuri jump happily and laugh), Bertram:Hey! Ravi: (To videogame) Consume lead, robotic ruffians! (Tony runs away while holding ripped pants). I just wish Angelina Jolie would kill that stupid space squid! Jessie:You! Disney Jessie Wiki 772 pages Explore Characters Episodes Cast Community Sign In Register in: Transcripts, Season 2, Season 2 Transcripts G.I. (Grabs Zuri and Ravi, and Luke follows them. Luke:(gasps,throws gear)Me! Jessie:(sighs)I am completely exhausted. (stands up) Hey,did I ever tell you kids about the time I did a triple somersault at the big homecoming game? I have a cement face,and I just stuffed it with caterpillars! :) Subscribe via Email. (about to kiss)(cringes). Your eyes remind me of a full baboon. (sighs)Sorry,Jessie,Chantal,whoever you are. Star Wars 10. Zuri:Or we can do something fun that doesn't involve barbed wire,and mud.(nods). Jessie: Hey, Emma, good luck at the science fair, and remember that Pluto may need some extra glue. Zuri:Yeah,we know you'll make it if you just keep trying. No! Done with Jessie, done with being told what to do, done with. (Jessie opens the front doors of the building) Oh, they're out there, somewhere! (looks at phone). Morgan: (changing the subject) who wants to see the cool toy that George Lucas gave me? Emma:Right? Jessie: You know what? Are they in here, or(the man closes and locks the door. I still have potato shavings in my eyes. I have very mixed emotions about this! (shows her arms). (Turns and yells) Luke! (walks away, looks weirdly). We're gonna have games,and decorations,and Bertram's gonna make a huge cake. And more cardboard-y. Thank you, Jessie, for your excellent tutelage! Tony:No,I'm talking to you,Jessie. (Emma hits him with a pillow) To heck with the non-violence! (stands up)Luke,perhaps you will take comfort that some small part of you will finally receive an A! Everyone drop and give me twenty! Jessie:Taylor and I know that because we were both raised in the military! Luke:Hey,look! Keep your tentacles to yourself, Galactopus! Jessie Episode Tran scripts s01e01 - New York, New Nanny s01e02 - The Talented Mr. Kipling s01e03 - Used Karma s01e04 - Zombie Tea Party 5 s01e05 - One Day Wonders s01e06 - Zuri's New Old Friend s01e07 - Creepy Connie Comes a Callin s01e08 - Christmas Story s01e09 - Star Wars s01e10 - Are You Cooler Than a 5th Grader? All I ever wanted was to do something creative with my life,and I just(stammers)I'm afraid that this movie is my last chance. Menu. Jessie:Well,without the eyebrows,it was hard to tell! Free shipping for many products! You know what you can find there? The pep rally is a success! Coach Penny:Somebody get me a giant fly swatter. Emma:If you keep asking me questions,I'm going to be late,and it'll be all your fault! Emma:(gasps,giggles) Whoa! Jessie:Hey,they gave out free drill bits and stud finders! Check it out! Ravi has his P.E. Jessie:OK,you know what? (pushes elevator button)Have a nice day! Zuri:There's gotta be something you can do! Jessie:Oh,no! Bye(Closes laptop, while her parents say they love her), Emma: Why wouldn't I be? Action! Zuri;Oh,no! Bertram:(takes a bag)The guy at the snack stand hadn't started cooking yet,so all I got was a bunch of ingredients. Scene: Elevator to the Rosses apartment opens showing Jessie pulled along by Zuri. (walks up the stars), Jessie:Stay calm,stay calm. Jessie: Get back here or your fancy new 8-slice toaster is toast! (continues laughing). That would be cheating. Last one there is the base of the pyramid! Hit it! Emma:Oh,I am so not ready. (pulls Luke) Why is it always so difficult to get you guys out the door on time? Emma:Oh,and sometimes the sparkle from his smile can get a little blinding. Morgan: You know how it is, sweetie, if I fall behind, the studio will fire me. I see what you mean about that spit spray. Jessie:Why not? Christina, it's me, Jessie! (Jessie picks up the controller and plays the game) Eat lead metalhead! Zuri:OK,guess I won't be needing this then! It's funny sped up,too! (pushes Ravi). My true love,the sheriff,will save me! It's the first scene in JESSIE vs. the last!Check out more Disney Channel Throwbacks HERE: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiv1IUQDVS. June 29, 2022 Posted in&nbspkawasaki monster energy jersey. Jessie:Now is the time to blow that whistle! Besides,the latrines in this place are already ship-shape. He then looks around, with the sound of Darth . "Alright class, your assignment over the week is to write to a pen pal to someone from another town. Plan Taylor's birthday party! This was a designer dress! Hey! (main cast dressed as Indians dancing to Indian music), (dance ends when the cast put their hands up and look up). Zuri: (Sarcastically) Yeah. Zuri Ross, that's it. Mr. Kipling, you already had your dessert! Jessie:Uh,could you try to panic from the neck down? Jessie: Well,try harder! (falls on the couch). I have to make you look 2 years younger! (Everyone claps for her). Emma:What? Jessie:(looks at dress) Oh,man! Once he reaches a cratered area, he lowers himself and closes his jetpack. I will pop this off in a jiffy! I just miss my mom so much that I haven't been in much of a party mood. (points to eye). Ravi:Am I to assume I will play the role of Duke,the suave ladies' man? Not that I'm taking sides. Emma:Easy! Jessie:Wait a minute. Christina: Just gettin a read on ya. I want a producer credit for that! I think the students should pick! But with better furniture. Jessie:How did you get expelled already? Jessie:You know,Ravi,I could coach you in the fine art of mascot-ary. It's basically detention with snow cones! Jessie:I know,that's why Bertram's taking you to the park! Jessie:You know,I was my school's mascot! Ravi:Oh,joy! (Jessie accidently hits Luke's microphone). Tony:I haven't seen you at any of the pack meetings. Bertram:Oh,so then you can fail 3 times! (walks away), (scene changes to kitchen,bus leaves in 15:35), Ravi:Now,I am going to carefully pry the mask from your face. Do it! Ravi:Pretty girls are talking to me! Bertram:I guess I really did submit that order 30 times! Even if I could manage to piece together a film from what we shot,I still don't have an ending! Luke: Oh well, ours will be a forbidden love Jessie: Starting now. You're such a procrastinator! (walks away). What're the parents going to say?! You may have charisma,but I was born to look goofy in public! Jessie:Oh,sorry. And remember, corpses, don't smile at the camera! (grunts) 1,2,3! It's not working! Ravi: I must leave too. Keep it down! (claps hands)OK,let's do this! That's what we call bathrooms. Emma:Michael's pros are he's super-sweet,smart,and easy to talk to. Zuri:Will you tell Taylor we're sorry we upset her,and anytome she wants,she can come over and make fun of Jessie playing Bugle Hero? Ravi:Princess,I am so touched by your love,I shall undo the spell I cast upon him. Jessie: (to Zuri)well, if Milly can flop down stairs, she is welcome to eat with us. (runs away). Bertram,that gives me a great idea! Tony:You mean during the filming,or while we were dating? Emma: (sees laptop) Oooh! Jessie:Isn't it nice having a family dinner? You're staying, and you (Emma) should care! Jessie:Thank you so much for rescuing me from Dr.Dastardly's volcano lair. Morgan: No, sweetie, my movie is running way behind schedule, I mean, Galactapus hasn't even devoured Angelina Jolie yet. Sgt.Harris:Taylor! (Jessie closes door while wearing a hot dog costume and holds sign that says "Dan's Hot Diggity Dogs"), Bertram: Well,mine just got better! Zuri: OK,I'm ready for school! I have a friend and we're throwing her a birthday party,and we need a special guest. Emma:(runs with a sparkly item)Jessie,I have some choices for your clothes for the next scene! Jessie:(crying)No. Jessie:Sweetie,you got a little rat blood. Luke:I can't believe you finished that whole thing in just 24 hours! Does he have an older bro? (The film begins in outer space. Everyone looks in shock.) Jessie:(yells)That's it! Emma:Jessie,I don't know what to do! (holds pants and walks away). (points to poster with colorful leaves)What is that? You are what we in the plaster business call "mold gold". Ravi:I know! We only have 29 minutes! By the way,terrible vacation idea. Kiss me! Emma:I still haven't decided who to go out with! speed set mortar working time of thinset; best choice products jeep parts; zulu social aid and pleasure club posters Morgan: (To Christina) Wow, that extra is fantastic! Christina: (to the Ross children)hey guys, we missed you so much! Luke: I wouldn't go in there if I were you! Jessie:Okay, I made everyone cookiesand where did everyone go? Tony:I cannot believe we're trapped in this huge teacup! Luigi is see flying with a cape as he slams his feet on to a parademon, then . Luke: Mr. Kipling was the only thing Ravi brought with him from India when we adopted him last month. Jessie:Her Grandma told me. (takes magazine quickly) (Jessie hits Bertram with flowers) Bertram: (grunts,holds shoulder)You were saying? (JESSIE knocks on te next door and LADY 2 opens it) ZURI- Mrs. Wiener? Every day,it's the same thing with her! Below are some Disney movie monologues . (Continues fumbling through purse) Someone must have stolen it(Laughs weakly) I don't suppose I can pay you in lip gloss and breath mints? (whispers) Tell him he looks good! (throws things)You can mix it in your mouth on the way down. Would anyone like to share about their day? And made them big and confusing! Who am I going to kiss? Jessie:Can it,science boy! Zuri:That's because no one else is playing. Ravi: (walks down the stairs,drops art project) (gasps) I am not ready! I got your doorman right here! Coach Penny:(amazed)Outstanding! Ravi:No,please! Jessie:So did I. This page is the category for Transcripts. Ravi! It's not romantic to say that my eyes remind you of a monkey's butt. Zuri:I came up with a great theme for Taylor's birthday! I will always love you. (wipes off blood). I have prevailed! (walks to the door), Zuri:Suddenly,my leaf project is looking a whole lot better. And quit taking her helicopter to yoga class. (The children laugh.) (continues laughing). ), (audience cheers indifferently(totes lame)). Luke:She is not putting make-up on me! Emma: (walks down the stairs) Jessie,major crisis! Jessie:Thanks,guys,but this whole thing was a disaster. Michelle:Oh,if I told you that,it wouldn't be called the Secret Service. Two different guys just asked me to the Walden carnival this afternoon! New York, New Nanny 2. Come on. Manage all your favorite fandoms in one place! Jessie:I know,and they're lovely,it's just that you have a slight flea problem. Bertram:You mean actually go out and gather food myself? Which by the way, smells worse than the inside of this costume. Would anyone like to share about their day? Are You Cooler Than a Fifth Grader? (Ravi starts filming while Luke holds the microphone), (Jessie runs while holding luggage and falls). I'm on it! Emma: How can I pick an outfit when I haven't picked a date? "Jessie was an integral part of our production team during her time at . Be honest,unless you hated it,then be quiet. (He grabs on to Emma, Emma screams. Jessie:That's the most beautiful creature I've ever seen! Where his dimples are at 3:00 and 9:00. Creepy Connie Comes a Callin 8. (pushes Jessie_. (walks to living room)Zuri,are you rea-uh-oh. And we are so incredibly proud of you. Michelle:Oh,I'm so sorry Zuri,but I'm gonna have to call you back. And so beautiful! Jessie:Wow,you really don't want to do your homework. Zuri:I had to stop hula-hooping. Jessie:Nonono,it's a stainless steel pull-up bar! Luke:I'm not going to overreact,I'm going to panic! Seriously, who wore this before me, Big Foot? The pharmacy chain assured 20 GOP attorneys it will hold off on dispensing pills Jessie:You know,Ravi,I could coach you in the fine art of mascot-ary. (Who Shot Roger Rabbit?) The door closes behind her.). Watch episode clips and more from Disney Channel's Jessie, starring Debby Ryan. (Zuri is on the phone with Michelle Obama). Emma:Hey,at least it involves sports. I just combed my arms! No! I put stuff off until the last minute, and you do it for me! Luke: we were only a few feet in the air Jessie: I was dangling from the landingskis! Jessie:It's nice to see you happy for your brother. What am I gonna do? Emma: Hi! Zuri:I don't know who this Zuni character is,but I find the scene where she happily finishes her homework totally unbelievable.(nods). Jessie:(nods)Yes,a motion sensor. Enter your email address to subscribe and receive notifications of new posts by email. Jessie:Then when we mentioned her birthday,Taylor burst into tears,and ran off. Jessie Again!/Trailer transcripts K Kermit's 50th Anniversary (2005 Trailer) L Lady and the Tramp (1998 VHS Trailers) Lady and the Tramp (2006 50th Anniversary Edition DVD Trailers) Lady and the Tramp 2: Scamp's Adventure (Trailers) Lilo & Stitch (Soundtrack Promo) M Mickey and the roadster racers 2 the power of two/Trailer transcripts Emma:OK,but no wonder your relationship didn't work out! Coach Penny:I am not going to pick you just because you're the only one interested. (rubs legs) Back in a minute! (scene changes to balcony,time changes to night). (puts the head on the costume)OK. Now,go up there and do me proud! We need to shoot the scene where Chantal meets Toby. Jessie:Why,thank you. Jessie:And Luke's going to school in his pajamas. That force is gravy. (Everyone cheers, and Emma jumps up and down). If you know Tom Selleck,you better not be holding out on me. Jessie: Wait, dont you wanna ask me anymore questions? Jessie:(stammers)Now,now,don't overreact! (chuckles), (story starts in a car when Luke is driving). (Jessie looks to a poker-faced Mr. Potato Head. Take the A-Train. I came for a show! But,like I always say,when life gives you eggs,make a frittata! Emma:This is more important than marriage! Austin: Not at all. Ravi:It is parent-teacher conference day! Jessie has an idea when she sees the costumes. Do you happen to know Tom Selleck? And hypoallergenic. Coach Penny:(scoffs) Why does everything at this school always have to be about the students? This is a full transcript of New York, New Nanny,made by MessrSkoonyfootseven. Jessie: (While looking through her purse) Wait, my wallet's gone! She only eats rats that are slow-roasted in an heirloom tomato reduction. You are old enough to get up,pick out your clothes,do your homework and not rip off your brother's eyebrows without me having to yell at you! (scene ends,advertisement break for TV viewers). And, even if you fire me for saying this, and I lose the best job I've ever had, you need to start being there for them! I'm not gonna rick my moneymaker! You better start downloading break-up songs now. (walks up the stairs)If you need me,I'll be upstairs,trying not to hurt your sister. These hips aren't as young as they used to be. Jessie: Kids,hurry up! (shows mask), (Luke looks at the mirror,creepy music plays), Luke:(screams loudly)(realizes that he has no eyebrows)(runs to the balcony to drop his mask). Jessie: Please tell me those kids are in the wrong apartment! Anastasia (1997)/Transcript. Search metadata Search text contents Search TV news captions Search radio transcripts Search archived web sites Advanced Search. (Luke takes a caterpillar out of his mouth). Disney Channel 7.54M subscribers Subscribe 8.3K 1.3M views 2 years ago #JESSIE #disneychannel #throwbackthursday Emma's done. (Ravi hits Luke so the head comes off,but Luke's head isn't inside). Emma:I'm busy! Jessie:Did you guys hear about that alien invasion? Walgreens says it will NOT sell abortion pills in 20 Republican-controlled states even where it is still legal. I was chased for 20 blocks by hungry dogs and angry vegans! She takes a job as a nanny for a family of four who live in the world's most expensive penthouse on the Upper-West Side. They might look just a little out of place in between the portraits of Washington and Lincoln. OK,now I hear it! (To Christina) That extra broke my tentacle. Jessie:Hey,casting is a very important part of the filmmaking process. Ravi:I will take it! Zuri,try to keep up. (walks with Bertram), (scene changes to penthouse living room,bus leaves in 21:05). It tends to make you a little cranky! Jessie:Hey,well it worked,but it says the food won't be here for 25 minutes,so can you please grab us breakfast at the deli? (takes cheese and walks away), Ravi:Better hurry,Jessie! Ravi:Oh,yo-yo! Emma:All right, Walden! Jessie: (sigh) I can't believe they all signed this mean noteeven the mermaid! Kick,kick,sting. (A fake tentacle grabs Jessie, and lifts her up. Jessie:(spits out food,gagging)(to Tony)OK. Do you know what you have to do? Luke:All right,all right,all right,cheer-ladies. (walks away). Coach Penny:(blows whistle) These two mascot wanna-bees. . She later becomes Buzz Lightyear 's girlfriend.

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